And our episode begins with Sasuke losing it and going ape shit. But it’s like watching a monkey in a cage, but the monkey is really pissed. Sure he’s upset, but in reality he’s not really doing shit. And Jiraiya is just like whatever, not my student, why would I need him to live? So Itachi puts Sasuke in the same move he used with Kakashi. And God that’s a scary move. But Jiraiya starts finally doing something after Sasuke is already in an everlasting amount of pain. He makes the hallway a toad’s tongue… pretty unique move. So Itachi and the other guy book it before they get digested, and break through the wall leaving a trail of black fire, something I guess you must be really strong to be in order to do. Then Jiraiya takes out a scroll and seals the fire. Like literally. Fire can officially go inside of paper. Don’t try that at home. Anyway, Might Guy goes in swinging, and hits Jiraiya. After that comedic relief Naruto makes another of his unrepentantly sad speeches, and then Jiraiya announces something else. He says he’s going after the third Sannin. And we get an idea how she’s going to be, and that her name is Tsunade. Ultimately this was a good episode, but kind of long, not much happened and kind of boring. They’ve been in that hallway for two episodes now! And dammit I just want to get to the fight with Sasuke and finally learn what happens there!
Naruto Episode 84 (Hate among the Uchihas: The Last of the Clan!) gets a 7/10
Badges
Naruto Episode 85 gets THE CHARACTER BADGE