Match Card:

Bray Wyatt & Daniel Bryan vs. The Usos {Winner: The Usos}

 

John Cena vs. Damien Sandow {Winner: John Cena}

 

Big Show vs. Jack Swagger {Winner: Big Show}

 

CM Punk & The New Age Outlaws vs. The Shield {Winner: The Shield}

 

Funkadactyles vs. AJ Lee and Tamina Snuka {Winner: AJ & Tamina}

 

Kofi Kingston vs. Randy Orton {Winner: Kofi Kingston}

 

Ryback and Axel vs. The Rhodes Brothers {Winner: Rhodes Brothers}

 

Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio {Winner: Alberto Del Rio}

 

Bray Wyatt & Daniel Bryan vs. The Usos [Steel Cage Match] {Winner: The Usos}

 

Other Events:

Ultimate Warrior announced for Hall of Fame

Yeah, kind of knew this would happen. It’s been weeks since I did a Raw review. And with holidays, me falling asleep on some episodes (literally) and more, I couldn’t do a review. I probably could have forced one out, I have some written down where I watched like half the matches, and Googled who won the others, but I really don’t feel like doing that. But with WWE Network coming soon, I might be able to do a lot of crazy reviews I couldn’t before. Anyway, this was a weird night. I can at least say it was… unpredictable. Anyway, a couple weeks ago, Daniel Bryan joined the Wyatt family. And I loved it. It was awesome. But they’ve been dealing with it strange, and it turns out he isn’t there to stay. Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt lost to the Usos… yeah. But a rematch in a steel cage was soon scheduled later that night where Kane would control the door. Then Cena fought Sandow in one of his most filler matches in awhile. Probably just so the kids could say they saw Cena fight. Then Big Show fought Swagger, and the rivalry between Brock and Big Show didn’t progress. Although they’re handling it pretty good, Brock sold Big Show last weak, and Show did good himself. But I don’t care about this rivalry. Not even burying Swagger and beating on the racist Zeb can do it for me. After that, another turn I didn’t expect. A kind of dumb rematch, one of the few times I watch Smackdown lately, and I saw this match. But oddly enough, the Outlaws turn on Punk, and they seem to be getting some kind of part in the story. And with another match on Smackdown, they’re practically going harder than a lot of the young guys on the roster. After that a divas match, making AJ look good, which she took all the spotlight she got, but then it looked like she might fight the Funkadactyles at the Royal Rumble… oh God, I don’t want that. A good title match on Raw, is that that hard? After that Kofi fought Orton and yeah… Orton lost. The one man in history whose holding the most prestigious title (or titles, they still haven’t made it one!) and he lost to Kofi. Cool end, I liked it. Kofi looked good, and Orton took his anger on Cena’s dad, I liked it. To be honest, handled well. Especially since I was sarcastically saying, "Oh wow, Kofi is going to beat Randy’s ass!” Then a filler tag team I don’t want to even discuss. Then WWE proves that all Mexicans have to be a match together by putting Rey against Del Rio, and Rio won. It looks like he’s having apart of Batista’s return but… Del Rio had a promo, and he failed. He was like a villain for a terrible kids cartoon. Even now as he’s fell way off his ladder and down to where I wanted him to be, he still bothers me. Anyway after that, the big main event. Bryan and the Bray fought the Usos, in probably their best night ever. They were not only in the main event, but won. Maybe their getting pushed to win the tag belts, who knows? But Daniel after some drama pretty much made it so he quit the Wyatt family and… I loved the execution, but I don’t know about this. I wanted this so Daniel could fight a bunch of people at Wrestlemania. He could have fought Punk, could have fought Undertaker, so many opportunities that can’t happen now that he’s Face again. But I was thinking, "man when was the last yes chant?” And then there was just a fury of yes chants, and oh my god it was epic. I think everyone was doing it. Anyway… above average night. Some filler, but some good development. But I was guessing, and that’s always good. Good enough night, I didn’t mind it at all.

Raw 1/13/14 gets a 3/5